sanic-x:

jawslightning:

the best tumblr has to offer

definitely worth $1.1 billion

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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live

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bitweirdinnit:

Married.

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andersonismysnifferdog:

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

(via azirafal)

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

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The Avengers Gag Reel - Favourite quotes.

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newfluffytown:

Just enter the number.

(via timeywimey221b)

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

sensitivehandsomeactionman:

excuse me while I disarm my clothes

cokeflow:

becoming famous for no reason is my dream

(via sufferer-of-mephobia)

brinaelegiraffe:

shelzie:

hatewizard:

devidementia:

smellestine:

chipperwhale:

what you fail to realize is that video games shouldn’t cater to females in the first place. It’s largely known that it’s targeted towards the MALE demographic and has been for so many years, so why would they ask for something like that to be handed to them on a goddamn silver platter?

that’s like a guy walking into the women’s department of clothing at a sears and demanding that there be more clothing for men there. Separation of sections be damned.

that’s not how it fucking works

no not really

the game industry is more like walking into a regular department store and seeing that all the clothes are only men’s clothes

and when you ask the cashier where the women’s clothing section is, they wheel out a small rack of cheaply made tutus, g-strings, and high heels all in bright pink

and then when you go “wow really that’s it” you get called an uppity bitch and everybody assumes you want all the focus on you when in reality you’d just like to be considered a worthwhile demographic since you also like to wear clothes, it’s not like you want some ridiculous getup, you just want a solid shirt and pair of pants that fits you alright.

I mean hell you even sort of like men’s clothes and you have no problem wearing them. They suit you well. But it’s very obvious once you throw on a pair of men’s pants that they were not made for you.

^^^

Perfect metaphor is perfect.

(via immafuckinpanda)

• Interviewer: Tell me about your character in this film.
• Tom Hiddleston: Let me begin with a quote from Shakespeare...
• Benedict Cumberbatch: Do you want the long and thoughtful answer, or the long and thought provoking answer?
• Andrew Garfield: The word "character" can be interpreted in many different ways.
• Jennifer Lawrence: CAKE BALLS.
• Martin Freeman: Fuckfuckfuck fucking fuck you
• David Tennant: I'll quote a poem and be all Scottish and adorable.
• Alex Kingston: That reminds me of a sexual innuendo- oops, I just made an innuendo, didn't I.
• Arthur Darvill: I wrote a song about that on my vintage harmonica.
• Matt Smith: Did you just say "Karen Gillan?" Because, you know, your question made me think of something that happened yesterday, when Kazza and I were platonically hanging out on the bed in her hotel room...
• Misha Collins: I'll say something totally random that probably won't even answer the question and bring up Destiel at least once.
• Bradley James: Colin Morgan

timeyspaceymadman:

alexandriaknight:

schizophrenicrainbowgirl:

Oh My Gosh, finally I did it! Perfect! *.*

That’s awesome!

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romolas:

Favourite Quotes - Nick Cutler

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