I’ve always aspired to be a better man than I am. And I’m nowhere near there yet. So I’d like to, rather sentimentally, dedicate this award to my mum, for making me the man that I am. - upon receiving the Man Of The Year award
why is he so cute
i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that
it’s the natmobile
reblogging again cause that’s fucking gold.
"The Natmobile". Totally naming my next car that.
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Oh hey, Tumblr — your boyfriend snagged another magazine cover!
John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face
never, ever, ever gonna get over that